Friday, February 18, 2011

Angelina Jolie Fact of the Week

For New Year's eve, Angelina Jolie celebrated by firing herself out of a canon. After her sub-orbital flight, she crash landed in Paris where she was immediately heralded as a resurrected Brigitte Bardot, sent by God to save them from whatever the fuck the French are having a problem with. Then they remembered that Brigitte Bardot isn't dead and they all went home.

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