Friday, April 27, 2012

Saturday, April 21, 2012

Vin Diesel Fact Of The Week

Having been born from a giant egg, Vin Diesel had his bellybutton surgically attached to better approximate a human physique.

Sunday, April 15, 2012

Angelina Jolie Fact Of The Week

Jon Voight has been dead for over a decade. Angelina Jolie simply wears his skin around town, every now and then, to convince people that he's still alive. This explains why Voight took that role in the movie Bratz. Jolie couldn't hear very well through the disguise and thought the agent was saying Cats, which she has always loved.

Tuesday, April 10, 2012

Totally True Thing Of The Week

Newt Gingrich once passed off Fancy Feast as pâté at a campaign dinner. No one noticed.

Tuesday, April 3, 2012

Angelina Jolie Fact Of The Week

Angelina Jolie's milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, where she, being a large trap-door spider, lunges out and drags them to their doom.