Sunday, March 27, 2011

The Game of Life Rules of the Week

Happy Homo Rules:

Every player must marry the same sex. Every player must pay $10,000 to travel to Massachusetts to get married. All players must be dressed in bondage gear.

If a player lands on a "Have a Child" square, they must kidnap a homeless, teenage surrogate parent of the opposite sex with which to sire the child. That surrogate is treated as two children at all child-related squares.

If a player spins a ten, they get caught tapping their shoes in an airport bathroom and become embroiled in a national controversy. Lose a turn.

Angelina Jolie Fact of the Week

Angelina Jolie maintains her beauty with a potion she got from Isabella Rossellini.

Sunday, March 13, 2011

Vin Diesel Fact of the Week

A key element of George W. Bush's missile defense plan was to fire Vin Diesel at any incoming ICBM's.

Sunday, March 6, 2011

Vin Diesel Fact of the Week

When frightened by predators, Vin Diesel's head falls off to give his body a chance to get away. A second head awaits in reserve and takes only a few hours to grow back.

Thursday, March 3, 2011

Angelina Jolie Fact of the Week

Because of heightened security around airports, terrorists instead attempted to hijack Angelina Jolie's lips and crash them into a building.