Saturday, November 29, 2014

Ultra Mega Super Turbo: A New Cafe

I am Kickstarting a new cafe. I need your help. I need this cafe to be scattered far and wide. I want as many people as possible to know about it. This is my shot, and I'm damn proud of it.

You can go directly to the Kickstarter page here.


Sunday, November 2, 2014

Another joke

Another joke that I wrote.

What's the Swedish Chef's favorite fashion accessory?

A Borkin Bag.

Thursday, February 27, 2014

Vin Diesel Fact of the Week


Vin Diesel has gone to an all-you-can-eat buffet only once. That's how Atlantis disappeared.

Wednesday, February 12, 2014

Angelina Jolie Fact of The Week


Angelina Jolie didn't have her breasts surgically removed. She chewed them off as a way to claim, once and for all, the throne of the Amazons.

Vin Diesel Fact of the Week

Robocop is what Murphy was turned into after being severely injured. Vin Diesel is what Robocop was turned into after he was severely injured.

Tuesday, February 11, 2014