Sunday, March 27, 2011

The Game of Life Rules of the Week

Happy Homo Rules:

Every player must marry the same sex. Every player must pay $10,000 to travel to Massachusetts to get married. All players must be dressed in bondage gear.

If a player lands on a "Have a Child" square, they must kidnap a homeless, teenage surrogate parent of the opposite sex with which to sire the child. That surrogate is treated as two children at all child-related squares.

If a player spins a ten, they get caught tapping their shoes in an airport bathroom and become embroiled in a national controversy. Lose a turn.

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