The Game of Life Rules of the Week

Happy Homo Rules:

Every player must marry the same sex. Every player must pay $10,000 to travel to Massachusetts to get married. All players must be dressed in bondage gear.

If a player lands on a "Have a Child" square, they must kidnap a homeless, teenage surrogate parent of the opposite sex with which to sire the child. That surrogate is treated as two children at all child-related squares.

If a player spins a ten, they get caught tapping their shoes in an airport bathroom and become embroiled in a national controversy. Lose a turn.

Angelina Jolie Fact of the Week

Angelina Jolie maintains her beauty with a potion she got from Isabella Rossellini.

Vin Diesel Fact of the Week

A key element of George W. Bush's missile defense plan was to fire Vin Diesel at any incoming ICBM's.

Angelina Jolie Fact of the Week

Angelina Jolie pops zits with a .357 magnum.

Vin Diesel Fact of the Week

When frightened by predators, Vin Diesel's head falls off to give his body a chance to get away. A second head awaits in reserve and takes only a few hours to grow back.

Angelina Jolie Fact of the Week

Because of heightened security around airports, terrorists instead attempted to hijack Angelina Jolie's lips and crash them into a building.