Saturday, June 19, 2010

The Game of Life Rules of the Week

Jewish Rules: All loans are interest free and only pay 50% of taxes, since Jews own all the banks.

All players must go to college. All players must take out a loan and buy stock at the beginning of the game because parents say it's a good investment.

Car insurance costs $50,000 because everyone is driving a Mercedes. All car related incidents cost 2x.

No one can be an artist, athlete or entertainer because only meshugines become those.

Spin a 10 and player gets sinus infection in giant nose, pay $5,000 in medical bills.

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