Ultra Mega Super Turbo: A New Cafe

I am Kickstarting a new cafe. I need your help. I need this cafe to be scattered far and wide. I want as many people as possible to know about it. This is my shot, and I'm damn proud of it.

You can go directly to the Kickstarter page here.

Another joke

Another joke that I wrote.

What's the Swedish Chef's favorite fashion accessory?

A Borkin Bag.

Vin Diesel Fact of the Week

Vin Diesel has gone to an all-you-can-eat buffet only once. That's how Atlantis disappeared.

Angelina Jolie Fact of The Week

Angelina Jolie didn't have her breasts surgically removed. She chewed them off as a way to claim, once and for all, the throne of the Amazons.

Vin Diesel Fact of the Week

Robocop is what Murphy was turned into after being severely injured. Vin Diesel is what Robocop was turned into after he was severely injured.

Goat Simulator Is Go!

The greatest game of the past decade is upon us.