Angelina Jolie Fact Of The Week

Angelina Jolie has been the javelin for every gold medal Olympian for the past eighteen years.

Reason You May Be An Asshole

You wear old, tattered clothing because it's "ironic," without realizing that it is ironic because you are saying you look poor and needy even though you totally aren't. Isn't that funny?!

Vin Diesel Fact Of The Week

Vin Diesel doesn't burn bridges behind him; he burns bridges in front of him because he doesn't need any fucking bridges.

Angelina Jolie Fact Of The Week

Angelina Jolie is worshiped by a number of Christian splinter groups as the direct descendant of the cross on which Jesus was crucified.

Vin Diesel Fact Of The Week

Vin Diesel travels by lighting his farts.