Friday, April 27, 2012
Saturday, April 21, 2012
Vin Diesel Fact Of The Week
Having been born from a giant egg, Vin Diesel had his bellybutton surgically attached to better approximate a human physique.
Sunday, April 15, 2012
Angelina Jolie Fact Of The Week
Jon Voight has been dead for over a decade. Angelina Jolie simply wears his skin around town, every now and then, to convince people that he's still alive. This explains why Voight took that role in the movie Bratz. Jolie couldn't hear very well through the disguise and thought the agent was saying Cats, which she has always loved.
Wednesday, April 11, 2012
Tuesday, April 10, 2012
Totally True Thing Of The Week
Newt Gingrich once passed off Fancy Feast as pâté at a campaign dinner. No one noticed.
Tuesday, April 3, 2012
Angelina Jolie Fact Of The Week
Angelina Jolie's milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, where she, being a large trap-door spider, lunges out and drags them to their doom.
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