Friday, March 30, 2012

Vin Diesel Fact Of The Week


Vin Diesel laughs so that he may not weep. He also laughs because he enjoys killing people.

Thursday, March 29, 2012

Totally True Thing Of The Week

Newt Gingrich was actually turned inside-out in a tragic laundry accident over thirty years ago.

Sunday, March 25, 2012

Reason You May Be An Asshole

You have ever, ever, referred to someone with "brah" or "bro" or any permutation thereof.

Friday, March 23, 2012

Angelina Jolie Fact Of The Week

Angelina Jolie's puberty inspired the character of Doctor Manhattan from Watchmen.

Monday, March 19, 2012

Vin Diesel Fact Of The Week

Vin Diesel was discovered encased in a human-shaped, ashen shell in Pompeii. He had slept through it.

Sunday, March 11, 2012

Angelina Jolie Fact Of The Week


Angelina Jolie didn't legally adopt her children. She smuggled them out of various countries in her lips.