Angelina Jolie Fact of the Week

Angelina Jolie never puts gas into her car. It just goes from excitement at being touched by her. It was once measured to go 0-60 before she got into it.

Vin Diesel Fact of the Week

Vin Diesel thinks headphones are for pussies. He duct tapes guitarists to his head.

Angelina Jolie Fact of the Week

Anglina Jolie has the power of Greyskull.

Reason You May Be an Asshole

You refer to your tattoos as your "tats."

Vin Diesel Fact of the Week

Vin Diesel doesn't have hair. He has small muscles which have been forced out by the larger muscles.

Angelina Jolie Fact of the Week

Anglina Jolie has the power of Greyskull.

Vin Diesel Fact of the Week

While it's been noted before that Vin Diesel looks like a penis, a recent study by biologists at the University of Seoul confirmed that he more specifically looks like the penis of a Northern Minke Whale.