Vin Diesel Fact of the Week

Vin Diesel wasn't born. After nine months, he stood up, lifted his mother off of him, ate his umbilical cord and left to get a job in construction.

Reason You May Be an Asshole

You criticize the designers on Project Runway like you know what you're talking about.

Angelina Jolie Fact of the Week

Most people can light their farts. Angelina Jolie can light her sneezes.

Vin Diesel Fact of the Week

Vin Diesel celebrated New Year's Eve by beating someone to death with his head.

Angelina Jolie Fact of the Week

Angelina Jolie eats her Wheaties... And mine and yours and most of California's.

Reason You May be An Asshole

You have a MySpace/Facebook/LinkedIn page for your purebred animal.

Vin Diesel Fact of the Week

Vin Diesel once worked as a drill bit for an oil drilling company.

Angelina Jolie Fact of the Week

Angelina Jolie jumps around, jumps around, jumps up, jumps up, and gets down.