Vin Diesel Fact of the Week

Vin Diesel's saliva is composed of 65% YooHoo, 25% formic acid, and 15% pure testosterone. When told that this added up to more than 100%, he went back in time. UPDATE: Where he became his own great, great grandfather.

Angelina Jolie Fact of the Week

When angered, Angelina turns big and green.

You Might Be An Asshole If...

You have ever discussed Italian Neo-Realism outside of a film class. Bonus points if you said that you liked it with a straight face.

Vin Diesel Fact of the Week

Vin Diesel and Lou Ferrigno once had an arm wrestling match. It was a draw, but their hands bonded so strongly as to require eight hours of surgery to separate. Afterward, Vin and Lou ate the surgeon.

Angelina Jolie Fact of the Week

Because her upper lip blocks her nasal passages, Angelina has actually evolved to absorb oxygen through her skin.

Angelina Jolie Fact of the Week

After she sneezes, her lips don't stop moving for three hours.

You Might Be An Asshole If...

Truck nuts. Need I say more?