Vin Diesel Fact Of The Week

Vin Diesel can blow glass with his nipples.

Totally True Thing Of The Week

Newt Gingrich once passed off Fancy Feast as pâté at a campaign dinner. No one noticed.

Angelina Jolie Fact Of The Week

Angelina Jolie's milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, where she, being a large trap-door spider, lunges out and drags them to their doom.

Vin Diesel Fact Of The Week

Vin Diesel laughs so that he may not weep. He also laughs because he enjoys killing people.

Totally True Thing Of The Week

Newt Gingrich was actually turned inside-out in a tragic laundry accident over thirty years ago.

Reason You May Be An Asshole

You have ever, ever, referred to someone with "brah" or "bro" or any permutation thereof.

Angelina Jolie Fact Of The Week

Angelina Jolie's puberty inspired the character of Doctor Manhattan from Watchmen.