Totally True Thing Of The Week

Newt Gingrich once passed off Fancy Feast as pâté at a campaign dinner. No one noticed.

Totally True Thing Of The Week

Newt Gingrich was actually turned inside-out in a tragic laundry accident over thirty years ago.

Totally True Thing Of The Week

Bill Clinton repeatedly abused presidential power by confiscating all food at local McDonald's to test for "bio-weapons."

Totally True Thing Of The Week

People in France don't actually speak French. It's a giant ruse intended to make it easier for them to have non-committal sex with tourists. Their actually language is English with a thick, Brooklyn-like accent.