Vin Diesel Fact of the Week

Vin Diesel has gone to an all-you-can-eat buffet only once. That's how Atlantis disappeared.

Vin Diesel Fact of the Week

Robocop is what Murphy was turned into after being severely injured. Vin Diesel is what Robocop was turned into after he was severely injured.

Angelina Jolie Fact of the Week

Angelina Jolie is the world's largest Venus Fly Trap. She feeds by luring in pelicans with fish-scented hair.

Angelina Jolie Fact of the Week

Angelina Jolie was indispensable in late 1980's American spy work in the Soviet Union because of her ability to transform into a microwave oven.

Vin Diesel Fact of the Week

Vin Diesel's ass is so tight, he does not poop. Instead, his powerful muscles compact the excrement into super-dense pellets and store them in his colon, awaiting the day when he will evolve into his final form, a sentient black hole.

Angelina Jolie Fact Of The Week

Angelina Jolie's first job was as a lawn dart.

Angelina Jolie Fact Of The Week

Angelina Jolie is actually an incredibly advanced, rechargeable immersion blender.

Vin Diesel Fact Of The Week

If you look closely, you'll notice that Vin Diesel's teeth are actually tiny Vin Diesels that pummel food into paste.

Angelina Jolie Fact Of The Week

Angelina Jolie has been the javelin for every gold medal Olympian for the past eighteen years.

Vin Diesel Fact Of The Week

Vin Diesel doesn't burn bridges behind him; he burns bridges in front of him because he doesn't need any fucking bridges.

Angelina Jolie Fact Of The Week

Angelina Jolie is worshiped by a number of Christian splinter groups as the direct descendant of the cross on which Jesus was crucified.

Vin Diesel Fact Of The Week

Vin Diesel travels by lighting his farts.

Angelina Jolie Fact Of The Week

Angelina Jolie moonlights as a BBQ spit.

Angelina Jolie Fact Of The Week

By concentrating, Angeline Jolie can squeeze through the spaces separating subatomic particles, thus allowing her to walk through walls and destroy foes from the inside.

Vin Diesel Fact Of The Week

The only time that Vin Diesel was ever sexually satisfied was after mating with a Ford F-350.

Angelina Jolie Fact Of The Week

Angelina Jolie's actual father was the Transformer Soundwave.

You can see the family resemblance in the eyes.

Vin Diesel Fact Of The Week

Some people can ride bicycles with no hands because they were forced to after Vin Diesel ripped them off.

Vin Diesel Fact Of The Week

Vin Diesel turns off the light before bed by smashing it with his face.

Vin Diesel Fact Of The Week

Most people play catch with their son. Vin Diesel plays catch with his son with other people's sons.

Angelina Jolie Fact Of The Week

Angelina Jolie prefers to travel by trebuchet.