Vin Diesel Fact of the Week

Vin Diesel has gone to an all-you-can-eat buffet only once. That's how Atlantis disappeared.

Vin Diesel Fact of the Week

Robocop is what Murphy was turned into after being severely injured. Vin Diesel is what Robocop was turned into after he was severely injured.

Vin Diesel Fact of the Week

Vin Diesel's ass is so tight, he does not poop. Instead, his powerful muscles compact the excrement into super-dense pellets and store them in his colon, awaiting the day when he will evolve into his final form, a sentient black hole.

Vin Diesel Fact Of The Week

If you look closely, you'll notice that Vin Diesel's teeth are actually tiny Vin Diesels that pummel food into paste.

Vin Diesel Fact Of The Week

Vin Diesel doesn't burn bridges behind him; he burns bridges in front of him because he doesn't need any fucking bridges.

Vin Diesel Fact Of The Week

Vin Diesel travels by lighting his farts.

Vin Diesel Fact Of The Week

The only time that Vin Diesel was ever sexually satisfied was after mating with a Ford F-350.

Vin Diesel Fact Of The Week

Some people can ride bicycles with no hands because they were forced to after Vin Diesel ripped them off.

Vin Diesel Fact Of The Week

Vin Diesel turns off the light before bed by smashing it with his face.

Vin Diesel Fact Of The Week

Most people play catch with their son. Vin Diesel plays catch with his son with other people's sons.

Vin Diesel Fact Of The Week

When having an orgasm, Vin Diesel screams "This. Is. Sparta!"

Thanks to Danielle for this weeks fact.

Vin Diesel Fact Of The Week

Vin Diesel's father was Gigantor.

Vin Diesel Fact Of The Week

Vin Diesel's thighs are actually hollow, spring-loaded mechanisms into which he draws his lower legs, allowing him to launch upward to clear tall obstacles, blast head-first through them, or compete in head-butting competitions with other Vin Diesels for females.

Vin Diesel Fact Of The Week

Vin Diesel is actually a conglomeration of smaller, hyper-muscled creatures. He is thus very similar to the Decepticon Devastator.

Vin Diesel Fact Of The Week

Some people carve their name into trees with knives. Vin Diesel carves his name into trees with his nipples.

Vin Diesel Fact of the Week

If you drop a penny off of the Empire State building, it can kill someone on the ground. If you drop Vin Diesel off of the Empire State building, he can kill someone in China.

Vin Diesel Fact Of The Week

Vin Diesel's pencils don't have erasers because he never makes mistakes. Actually, Vin Diesel doesn't even have pencils. He sticks skinny people into a pencil sharpener and writes in their blood.

Thanks to Jay for this week's fact.

Vin Diesel Fact Of The Week

Having been born from a giant egg, Vin Diesel had his bellybutton surgically attached to better approximate a human physique.

Vin Diesel Fact Of The Week

Vin Diesel can blow glass with his nipples.

Vin Diesel Fact Of The Week

Vin Diesel laughs so that he may not weep. He also laughs because he enjoys killing people.