Totally True Thing Of The Week

Bill Clinton repeatedly abused presidential power by confiscating all food at local McDonald's to test for "bio-weapons."

Angelina Jolie Fact Of The Week

When frightened, Angelina Jolie can inflate the area around her labia like a blow fish, using her super-hard pubic hair as a defense.

Vin Diesel Fact Of The Week

Vin Diesel was banned from Los Angeles after the glare from his head and glimmering pecs kept causing multi-car pileups.

Totally True Thing Of The Week

People in France don't actually speak French. It's a giant ruse intended to make it easier for them to have non-committal sex with tourists. Their actually language is English with a thick, Brooklyn-like accent.

Reason You Might Be An Asshole

You have ever complained about another person's lawn.

Angelina Jolie Fact Of The Week

Angelina Jolie was originally cast in the film Big Trouble In Little China as the evil sorcerer Lo Pan, but she had to turn the part down to do homework. One of her scenes did make it in to the final cut, though, where Lo Pan blinds Jack Burton with light from his mouth.

Vin Diesel Fact Of The Week

Early in his career, Vin Diesel was a stunt double for Krillin on Dragon Ball Z.