Angelina Jolie Fact of the Week

I was once tea-bagged by Angelina Jolie.

Vin Diesel Fact of the Week

By flexing, Vin Diesel can turn his glistening abdominal muscles into a parabolic mirror and thus cook potatoes with the sun.

Angelina Jolie Fact of the Week

Angelina Jolie likes you, like, more than a friend.

Vin Diesel Fact of the Week

When Vin Diesel's jaw gets tired from Grape Nuts without milk, he relaxes by munching on nails.

Angelina Jolie Fact of the Week

Angelina Jolie once performed a trans-Atlantic journey on her lips.

The Game of Life Rules of the Week

Jewish Rules: All loans are interest free and only pay 50% of taxes, since Jews own all the banks.

All players must go to college. All players must take out a loan and buy stock at the beginning of the game because parents say it's a good investment.

Car insurance costs $50,000 because everyone is driving a Mercedes. All car related incidents cost 2x.

No one can be an artist, athlete or entertainer because only meshugines become those.

Spin a 10 and player gets sinus infection in giant nose, pay $5,000 in medical bills.

Reason You May be An Asshole

When you walk past the Salvation Army bell-ringers you act like you don't see them, there's something really interesting on the ground, or have a fake cellphone conversation.