Vin Diesel Fact Of The Week

The Bloop was actually Vin Diesel emerging from his abyssal cave where he slumbers once per century. He rockets towards the surface, riding the supersonic shockwave caused by his pectoral muscles as they fling the entrance open. He swam the route he takes for mating, feeding on giant squid along the way, and emerged on the beaches of France just in time to be cast in Saving Private Ryan.

Angelina Jolie Fact of The Week

When getting a Brazilian, Angeline Jolie uses Gorilla Glue.

Vin Diesel Fact Of The Week

Vin Diesel's mother was Dirty Harry.

Reason You Might Be An Asshole

You have ever worn a t-shirt espousing a particular dietary lifestyle. This applies to bumper stickers, too. If you have both, just die.

Angelina Jolie Fact of The Week

Angelina Jolie after she hasn't eaten for a few hours was Vinnie Jones' inspiration for his role as Juggernaut in X-Men: The Last Stand.

Reason You May Be An Asshole

You have ever told someone why they're exercising incorrectly, while you do not have six-pack abs and arms as big as hams. Double points if you are sitting down while you say this.

Vin Diesel Fact of The Week

Vin Diesel has small nipples on each of his abdominal muscles that only become visible after his children have left a slit on the back of his head and climbed down into a pouch that's just above his crotch.