Angelina Jolie Fact of the Week

Angelina Jolie uses Ty-D-Bol toilet drops as breath mints.

Angelina Jolie Fact of the Week

In a fit of self-righteous rage, Angelina Jolie once burned down a Babies R' Us because she thought they were selling children before she had a chance to adopt them.

Vin Diesel Fact of the Week

Vin Diesel wasn't born. After nine months, he stood up, lifted his mother off of him, ate his umbilical cord and left to get a job in construction.

Reason You May Be an Asshole

You criticize the designers on Project Runway like you know what you're talking about.

Angelina Jolie Fact of the Week

Most people can light their farts. Angelina Jolie can light her sneezes.

Vin Diesel Fact of the Week

Vin Diesel celebrated New Year's Eve by beating someone to death with his head.

Angelina Jolie Fact of the Week

Angelina Jolie eats her Wheaties... And mine and yours and most of California's.