Reason You May Be an Asshole

The song 'Ebony & Ivory' was a powerfully moving experience for you.

Vin Diesel Fact of the Week

Most people eat vegetables to get fiber. Vin Diesel eats vegetarians.

Angelina Jolie Fact of the Week

Angelina Jolie has successfully invaded and occupied France on three occasions.

Vin Diesel Fact of the Week

By flexing his muscles very hard, Vin Diesel is able to bend light around him, thus rendering himself invisible.

Reason You May Be an Asshole

During the summer, you have a Chem-Lawn truck in front of your house more than zero times.

Angelina Jolie Fact of the Week

Angelina's sweat, tears, blood, hair, and farts have all been canned and sold as aphrodisiacs.

Vin Diesel Fact of the Week

The shine on Vin Diesel's head is possible thanks to frequent uses of a bowling ball polisher.