Reason You Might Be An Asshole

You have ever worn a t-shirt espousing a particular dietary lifestyle. This applies to bumper stickers, too. If you have both, just die.

Angelina Jolie Fact of The Week

Angelina Jolie after she hasn't eaten for a few hours was Vinnie Jones' inspiration for his role as Juggernaut in X-Men: The Last Stand.

Reason You May Be An Asshole

You have ever told someone why they're exercising incorrectly, while you do not have six-pack abs and arms as big as hams. Double points if you are sitting down while you say this.

Vin Diesel Fact of The Week

Vin Diesel has small nipples on each of his abdominal muscles that only become visible after his children have left a slit on the back of his head and climbed down into a pouch that's just above his crotch.

Angelina Jolie Fact of the Week

Angelina Jolie was actually the one who killed Osama Bin Laden.

Vin Diesel Fact of the Week

Vin Diesel can detach his scrotum and testicles and use them as bolas to snare prey.

Angelina Jolie Fact of the Week

When Angelina Jolie sneezes, her lips spread two feet apart before smacking back together at near the speed of sound. The shockwave has been known to break windows and stun small children and birds.