Reason You May Be an Asshole

You have ever offered diet, exercise, or lifestyle advice as though you were an expert on it because you watch Biggest Loser.

Vin Diesel Fact of the Week

Vin Diesel's grandfather joined the Navy as a torpedo during World War II.

Angelina Jolie Fact of the Week

Angelina Jolie and Billy Bob Thornton broke up because he believed she was trying to eat his soul. Angelina swore that she just liked to drug him and chew on his head.

Vin Diesel Fact of the Week

When relaxing in his backyard mud pit, Vin Diesel has many small, symbiotic birds that pick at his head to keep him free of ticks and mites.

Angelina Jolie Fact of the Week

Angelina Jolie has four, hidden breasts going down her front that only become enlarged and full of milk when she's near small, starving children.

Vin Diesel Fact of the Week

Vin Diesel was pumped up by Angelina Jolie.

Angelina Jolie Fact of the Week

Angelina Jolie is go-ink to PUMP *clap* YOU UP!