Vin Diesel Fact Of The Week

Vin Diesel's thighs are actually hollow, spring-loaded mechanisms into which he draws his lower legs, allowing him to launch upward to clear tall obstacles, blast head-first through them, or compete in head-butting competitions with other Vin Diesels for females.

Angelina Jolie Fact Of The Week

Angelina Jolie eats like a starfish. She clings to her prey, her stomach exits out her navel, ejaculates acidic fluids, and digests it outside of her body.

Vin Diesel Fact Of The Week

Vin Diesel is actually a conglomeration of smaller, hyper-muscled creatures. He is thus very similar to the Decepticon Devastator.

Angelina Jolie Fact Of The Week

Angelina Jolie's first job was as a helicopter blade during the Gulf War.

Vin Diesel Fact Of The Week

Some people carve their name into trees with knives. Vin Diesel carves his name into trees with his nipples.

Angelina Jolie Fact Of The Week

Angelina Jolie is actually a 12-year-old girl who put a quarter into Zoltar Speaks.

She then ate Zoltar.

Vin Diesel Fact of the Week

If you drop a penny off of the Empire State building, it can kill someone on the ground. If you drop Vin Diesel off of the Empire State building, he can kill someone in China.