Angelina Jolie Fact Of The Week

Angelina Jolie was born pregnant. She has a 75-year gestation period, at the end of which, during her death throes, she will vomit up a large egg pod, leaving her body broken and dead. The egg pod will hatch almost immediately, whereupon the larvae will consume the body, mate for the first and only time in its life, and nest underground until, when the wet season arrives, a fully-formed Angelina will emerge.

Vin Diesel Fact of the Week

Vin Diesel once brought the hurt. The event is now known as the Permian-Triassic Extinction Event.

Angelina Jolie Fact of the Week

Angelina Jolie grew a third foot on her nipple.

Explanation

Vin Diesel Fact of the Week

Vin Diesel once killed a man with a high-velocity booger.

Vin Diesel Fact Of The Week

The Bloop was actually Vin Diesel emerging from his abyssal cave where he slumbers once per century. He rockets towards the surface, riding the supersonic shockwave caused by his pectoral muscles as they fling the entrance open. He swam the route he takes for mating, feeding on giant squid along the way, and emerged on the beaches of France just in time to be cast in Saving Private Ryan.

Angelina Jolie Fact of The Week

When getting a Brazilian, Angeline Jolie uses Gorilla Glue.

Vin Diesel Fact Of The Week

Vin Diesel's mother was Dirty Harry.