Vin Diesel Fact Of The Week

Vin Diesel's thighs are actually hollow, spring-loaded mechanisms into which he draws his lower legs, allowing him to launch upward to clear tall obstacles, blast head-first through them, or compete in head-butting competitions with other Vin Diesels for females.

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Angelina Jolie eats like a starfish. She clings to her prey, her stomach exits out her navel, ejaculates acidic fluids, and digests it outside of her body.

Vin Diesel Fact Of The Week

Vin Diesel is actually a conglomeration of smaller, hyper-muscled creatures. He is thus very similar to the Decepticon Devastator.