Thursday, September 8, 2011
Thursday, September 1, 2011
Angelina Jolie was born pregnant. She has a 75-year gestation period, at the end of which, during her death throes, she will vomit up a large egg pod, leaving her body broken and dead. The egg pod will hatch almost immediately, whereupon the larvae will consume the body, mate for the first and only time in its life, and nest underground until, when the wet season arrives, a fully-formed Angelina will emerge.