Sunday, May 22, 2011

Reason You Might Be An Asshole

You have ever worn a t-shirt espousing a particular dietary lifestyle. This applies to bumper stickers, too. If you have both, just die.

Monday, May 9, 2011

Angelina Jolie Fact of The Week

Angelina Jolie after she hasn't eaten for a few hours was Vinnie Jones' inspiration for his role as Juggernaut in X-Men: The Last Stand.

Thursday, May 5, 2011

Reason You May Be An Asshole

You have ever told someone why they're exercising incorrectly, while you do not have six-pack abs and arms as big as hams. Double points if you are sitting down while you say this.

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Vin Diesel Fact of The Week

Vin Diesel has small nipples on each of his abdominal muscles that only become visible after his children have left a slit on the back of his head and climbed down into a pouch that's just above his crotch.

Angelina Jolie Fact of the Week

Angelina Jolie was actually the one who killed Osama Bin Laden.